Thursday, August 28, 2008

[ timebeat ]

The beating of the heart..
the numbers twirling around on your screen.. when they turn time..
The cold chill down your spine..
when you try to make sens of it all..
But there is no sens.. Or is there?

[ timebeat ]
and Push button F11

Now playing: The Beastie Boys - Something's Got To Give
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Oh God, please stop!

Q "Lawyer: 'Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man'"
A " Witness: 'Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.'"

These Quotations are too funny and go on forever! Make them stop. I can't help reading them!!

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations:

Saturday, August 23, 2008

I need a phone call

This circus is falling down on its knees.
The big top is crumbling down .
Its raining in Brande, fifty miles east. Where you should be, no ones around.
I need a phone call. I need a raincoat. I need a big love.

These trained conversations are passing me by And I don't have nothing to say.
You get what you pay for But I just had no intention of living this way.
I need a phone call. I need a plane ride. I need a sunburn. I need a raincoat.
And I get no answers, And I don't get no change .

Its raining in Brande, baby. But everything else is the same.
Theres things I remember and things I forget. I miss you I guess that I should.
But what would you change if you could?

I need a phone call. I can always hear a freight train if I listen real hard.
And I wish it was a small world. Because I'm lonely for the big towns. Id like to hear a little guitar.
I think its time to put the top down. I need a phone call. I need a raincoat

Desperately looking for a job and some guidance - shrug..

Now playing: Counting Crows - Raining In Baltimore
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Trying to get a date? Google yourself!

You gotta get bussie to get a litte online action!
If you know what I mean ;-)

Now playing: Divinyls - I Touch Myself
via FoxyTunes

Friday, August 15, 2008

It Hasn't Happened Yet - ode to Mr. Shatner

Bill, you fucking rule!
I can not stop listening to 'Has been' no matter how discomforting it is.
That album is simply a masterpiece and will stand tall in my music collection forever.

- Listen to the lyrics, I say, and forget about Captain Kirk.

Straight Outta Denmark!!

Alright world! We are going to be the first men on Saturn. Our Viking ancestors would be so proud.
Finally we found a way to spend all Our Dogma billions on fine art.

And all you Middle Easterns.. Chill, alright? It's all good times.. No camels where hurt making this movie ;-)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Semantify yourself!

Hello human visitors, and web crawlers. Allow me to geek out for a minute.

Now, I love the internet, new apps, gadgets and widgets. But it has it's drawbacks and is too often a time waster - so is the medium we are using to surf the net - the computer.

But don't give up, in the near future (4 - 8 years) the computers and the web will grow a lot smarter, if we allow it.

The Future in the Cloud
In the near future most of our programs will run on web apps and the machines we sit behind will be as easy and disposable as a cell phone, because of all the 'brain power' will be in Cloud Computing.

The days we spend fixing and updating the piece of junk on Our desk are soon over. Soon it just evolves on the net, without you even noticing it.
But most off all, the net will learn to know what we want with the semantic web. Yes it's all a part of the machines taking over the world and yes soon we won't have to think for ourselves - and I look forward to it.

Work with Gut Feelings
In the future we can choose more by gut feelings and focus on taking the right ethical choice. Hey, maybe the net will start to sort out all the shady types on the net for us and we won't have to get fooled again.
But we have to start somewhere

Make your site readable by semantic search engines - Dapper
The semantic web is the first step in the right directions, if We want the net to grow smarter. So if you are a content provider or site owner, you must begin to demand smarter SEO for your site.
If not, your site will become stale and useless before you know it and all the money and time spend on the possibilities for your products online life will be wasted.
The choice is Ours.

Monday, August 11, 2008


This is a Department of Defense (DoD) computer system. This computer system, including all related equipment, networks, and network devices (includes internet access) are provided only for authorized U.S. Government use only.

Do NOT Activate Link.

Easy now.. Trying to scare the public Mr. American?
All I wanted to do was clicking a web link and you totally, like, exploded up into my face man.
I'm not trying to hurt you big boy. Now stop bullying people on the Internet and back down into your office again B-)

Peace Out!!
Now playing: Muse - Stockholm Syndrome
via FoxyTunes

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

eerie sensation.. in the dark..

Oh boy!
What an eerie sensation this 'Man In the Dark' gives you, when you drag the curser around.
Give him a spin, and tell me how it makes you feel ;-*

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Top Secret Inbox

In my ring of mindbending Anarchist friends, we found a way to crack open Mr. Bush inbox.

Do you dare to read the truth?
New Arafat I am am waiting for an invatation to your ranch